Geek Maggot Bingo or The Freak from Suckweasel Mountain

Huzzah! This is the first entry in the Barnacle Basement so I thought it should be a goodie. With that in mind I present to you, the fittingly ridiculously titled -

'Geek Maggot Bingo or The Freak from Suckweasel Mountain'

Director: Nick Zedd

Genre: Comedy/Horror

Released: 1983

IMDB Rating: 3.6/10

This DVD, from independent filmmaker Nick Zedd, features an unrelenting dose of exploitation from the master of "Cinema of Transgression!" In this film, shot entirely on hand-painted sets, mad scientist Dr. Frankenberry (Robert Andrews) and his manservant Gecko (Bruno Zeus) concoct the two-headed Formaldehyde Man as a vampire mob led by the skanky Scumbelina (Donna Death) lurks beneath their castle.

Best Line

Dr. Frankenberry: From these raw materials shall emerge the first great specimen of genius: A Homo Superior! 

Geeko: A homo!